Satire

13th July To Be Celebrated As ‘Grooms Day’ In Budgam

Umran Hussain

The KR Satire: After Uganda, where 200 grooms were ditched by a single bride in just a week’s time, Jammu and Kashmir’s Budgam district has made it to the coverted “Ratio Book Of Records” by setting out a unique ratio of 1:27.

Chief of the ‘Department of IQ and Cranial Capacity‘ Budgam has already consented to the celebration of 13th July every year as “grooms day” in the district. However, other districts have shown reluctance in approval of the celebration because of unknown reasons.

Meanwhile, the Budgam Embassy in Rajouri district of Jammu and Kashmir has expressed satisfaction over the dedication of brokers working in the district for their excellent expertise in bringing down the male female ratio in the Union Territory.

Taking to the media, The Ambassador in the Budgam Embassy said that, he is going to sign a treaty for the betterment and upgradation of marriage institutions in other districts as well.

It is pertinent to mention that a woman from Rajouri district has duped more than 27 men in the name of marriage from district Budgam and the toll is expected to go up, as one more victim from Pulwama has now claimed to be the husband of the woman in question.

Disclaimer: 

Any real, semi-real or similar names, places, people etc. are used purely for satirical purposes, and the corresponding story details are purely fictional. The article is to be considered satire, parody, surrealism, and humor. Moreover, the image used in this article is AI generated.

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